Well
last night was such an eventful night let me tell ya.... It started off boring,
sitting at home, watching the hubby play Halo 3, and chatting on myspace with
friends, and ended in babysitting three drunken boys...
So,
like I said, it was a boring night for the Hill family, just chilling, when we
received a phone call from two of Johns friends asking if we wanted to go to
the movies.. Of course we say yes, I definetly wanted to get out of the house
from being on bed rest for the last couple of weeks... Now I knew they were
going to be drinking, because when you get these boys together its a given,
which was okay by me, because I'm always down to let my hubby have somewhat of
fun, and plus even though I can't drink he always tries to fit me in, so I wont
be left out and I can have a good time even though most of the time I'm
uncomfortable because of this pregnancy, and his friends do the same because in
a wierd round about way they understand.... Well, as soon as the two boys walk
through the door they start mixing their drinks... So I automatically knew I
was going to be the designated driver... Which is good because I'd rather
drive, the way they all drive I swear one day it will put me in early labor!
And as soon as the Jager was carried through the door I knew it was going to be
a lonnnnng night...
We
finally get going on our way and before we even left town they had to stop at
the Seven Eleven, I waited in the car as they piddled.. And then finally we
were off again.. Now we were only going to Yucca Valley because that was the
nearest movie theater and we werent really up for anything fancy in Palm
Springs... We didnt even make it to Yucca, when they were yelling for me to
stop because they had to go poddy..... And they couldnt wait until we got into
town, so I had to pull over on a side road and let them pee... They did their
business, got back in the car, and we were once again off to our destination..
HA! We get to yucca and its wayyy too late for the movie now that its 9:20, and
they didnt want to go to a movie that was already started... So whats the next
plan... "LETS GO TO PALM SPRINGS!!!!" Like little 12 year old boys
they are begging to go to Palm Springs because the movies start later there!!!
Being the nice person that I am I say okay.. and we head out.... Now they
already drank all their hard liquor they had before so before we even leave
Yucca I hear the infamous cry out for more liquor "LIQUOR"
"LIQUOOORRRRR".. Therefore, I pull into the first liquor store I see
and let them out and get their little fix before we head down the hill to good
ol' Palm Springs...
Heading
down the hill we were having such a good little car ride, singing, okay more
like screaming, along to country music, I dont know why but when they get drunk
they like to sing country lol... Then we get down in the canyon where I hate
driving because, for those of you who dont know, its curvy and windey and well,
on a canyon... They start screaming "pass this car!!" "past that
car" making me even more nervous but I bare it and finally make it out and
turn down the short cut road.... And guess what! "STOP WE HAVE TO
PEE!" So I pull over on another side road and let them out to do their
business once again... We finally make it into Palm Springs.. And they want to
drive through town instead of taking the freeway.. Our destination this time is
The River, mind you, that is where the big theater is and shopping centers and
nice restaurants are incase you were wondering... On our way, driving through
down town Palm Springs, Tyler, is yelling out the window to anyone, and
everyone he sees... "Hey wanna go to the Marine Corps ball with me, I need
a date!" Of course, people just look at him like he's a weirdo... And
then, I hear that infamous cry "LIQUOR!" "LIQUOOOORR!" So I
see the first liquor store and go to pull in, there was a car pulling out while
we were trying to pull in, and of course, the boys are so unpatient they start
yelling out the window.. The guy in the car in front of us gets out of his car,
and then David in the back opens his door.... Now I'm not looking for a fight
because I'm just not in the mood, I'm pregnant and cranky, so me being the
speed demon that I am put the car in gear and spin out and speed off, leaving
peices of tire behind... Of course the three drunkards get mad at me but I dont
care, I'm the mommy! I pull into the next liquor store and let them get their
fix... They take forever in there!! A good 20 minutes I swear.. Obviously it
was because they knew I was mad by this time and didnt want to get back in the
car with me so they piddled in the liquor store looking at anything and
everything to pass their time.... David was the first to get in the car and
says "Dont even be mad at me"... So right then and there I knew they
were all worried that I was pissed.... When my hubby and the other got in they
started sucking up and asking if I was okay and all that crap... I was like yes
and we were on our way....
We
finally made it to The River!!! I was so relieved.... We were going to make it
in time for the movie! So we find a parking spot.. And John has to smoke before
we start going, so we are all standing in the parkinglot by the car, when they
decide they have to go poddy once again... So they just whip em out right there
in the parking lot and start peeing.... Well David missed and peed on someones
car and I'm yelling at all of them like an embarrassed mother telling them to
come on.... I'm trying to get them all in line, but when I finally got one, or
two of their attention, the other one is off doing something drunk that he's
not suppose to... Like, Tyler gets on the car hood and curls up in the fetal
position and tells us to take a picture.... And of course the other two
encourage it.... And like little boys they have to push and shove each
other as we walk down the side walk, or in our case, stand there and argue
about how big of a pussy Tyler is for not walking up to these girls and asking
them to go the the ball with him.... With all this ruccuss we finally make it
to the movie theater... GRRR The movie already started because they piddled
around like little boys and so we didnt get to see the movie... And by this
time I am one pissed off, hungry, pregnant bitch!!!! So they decided they
wanted to eat at Applebees.. So I head that way in a big hurry... And of course
we have to wait on John because he wants to smoke before we go in... So they
are goofing off in the parking lot of Applebees... Peeing, yelling, ya know
nothing you havent read above.... And of course I'm like come on.... They might
not even be serving food at this time because its so late and I want to eat...
But of course.... John and Tyler decide they want to wrestle in the parking
lot.... I'm yelling come on, but like that matters.. .Davids being a good
little drunk boy, and him and I decide to leave them in the parking lot while
we went in and got a table..... They follow because they realized we were
leaving....
So
we walk in, thank god they are still serving food!!!!! We sit down, Tyler and
John all bloody because of their wrestling.... We order, We get our food......
Tyler and David go to sleep and dont even touch their food... So I'm pretty
much enjoying my dinner.... John's eating, being a good boy.... Its great.. But
the people working all acknowledge we are there and laugh at the two sleeping on
the table... How embarrassing, I know, but I didnt care because I got my food
and thats all that mattered.... So we get done eating and try to leave but
David wont get out of the booth... It took us like ten minutes to get him up
and in the car, and in the mean time Tylers puking in Applebees bushes....
Johns drunk, but by this time, he's very helpful to me and realized I needed
help getting the other two in the car... We finally got them in the car, and
they pass out!!! Thank god!!! So the whole hour car ride home they are
asleep!!! John pretty much sobered up by this time and we had a nice little car
ride home talking and singing and he tried to stay up as long as he could
to keep me company, he's such a good hubby like that :) and we finally made it
home... Finally got the other two out of the car and put them down for bed on
my couch and went to bed.... ahhh how exhausted I was.... But that is my series
of unfortunate events from last night..... I survived!!! Lets just say next
time I'm saying NOOOOOOOO lol.. I cant wait til I pop this little guy out and
then they all get to take care of me for a change!!! LOL Stupid boys.....
