So last night John and I, and some black kid,
were taking Johns buddy to the airport, and experienced one of the funniest,
scariest, shocking things ever!!!!!! Heres our story:
We were driving along the 62 minding our own
business, listening to some tool, and talking about who knows what, when we
start to pass this long dark-haired girl. I looked over and she was
chatting it up on her cellular device, when we all know that it is ILLEGAL in
the State of California to drive while talking on your phone, you're not even
suppose to text in the State of California, not that I'm a law-abiding citizen,
hell I'm not even from this insane state, but the law is the law!!!! Keep
in mind that at this time we are in the left lane, her in the right. Now
we start to get to the end of the highway where it automattically exits onto
the 10 so one lane goes towards Palm Springs the other toward L.A. We
want in the right lane because we are going to Palm Springs Airport. So
we are trying to get over, and this chick is still in our way, WTF?! So John
speeds up and gets in front of her so we can change lanes before the lanes
separate... And so she decides to change lanes too... So now, we are in the
right lane and she is in the left.. Okay we're good we think..... She comes back
around us, and is flipping John off, and John is like "WTF you dumb
bitch". Keep in mind that she is flipping us off, so where is her
other hand you may ask..... IT'S STILL TALKING ON THE DAMN PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!! So
at this point there is no hands on her stearing wheel! What is this bitch,
psycho? Now the highway is curbing to the right, we are on the right side
of her car, and to her left, is this big ass dropoff! She starts to vere left,
and at this time, I'm looking somewhere else, I just thought John was yelling
to yell.. He does that a lot... And then I hear this craziest noise and look
over and half of her car is on the road and half of it is going off this drop
off!!! She's kicking rocks at our car, and somehow she manages to get it back
on the road, but then she goes back off the side of the road again, gets it
back on the road, goes into our lane right in front of us, SHE WAS AT LEAST 3
FEET FROM HITTING OUR CAR! She then tries to get it back in her lane and when
she does, I literally saw her two drivers side tires come off the ground, and
at that point I thought this bitch was going to flip her car and we were going
to be in the middle of it, and somehow it plopped back onto all four wheels,
she straightened it out, but was kinda going off the drop off side, and then
she finally got it back in her lane!!!!!
Now, I bet that girl feels like the dumbest
person that ever lived, how embarrassing is that, thinking shes all big and
bad, flipping someone off while talking on the phone, and while exiting onto a
big ass interestate! Karma's a bitch, and I think it caught up with her
yesterday, Friday, March 13, 2009 at about 4:45 pm.
So for you viewing pleasure I drew it out on
paper for you all so you can get a visual!!! :)
Pic2: This is us, trying to go around her.
Pic3: We got around her and switched lanes, she's coming up beside us to flip us off.
Pic4: She goes off the road, almost flipping her car. The orange line shows her path of travel and where she went on two wheels.
Thanks for tuning in!!! I hope our story fufilled all your
entertainment needs, and I hope it was a lesson learned for that bitch!
Please use your hands-free devices while talking on your phone and driving or
you could die! For real! I witnessed it first hand, okay she didnt die, but
almost!!!!!
-MaiTai
